THATS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED TO BUY FOR EBRU OR XMAS
someone tell me where to find it or i’ll pee in your garden.
Why He’s Hot:
- That devil may care attitude. From the tattoos that he claims have absolutely no meaning decorating his pale skin, to the way he swipes his hands through that luscious brown hair, chain smokes and tugs on his one stretched ear lobe - he just doesn’t give a shit. His demeanor is incomparable and that’s sexy. Being able to pull off a Hello Kitty mask and a smoke is sexy.
- That accent of his coupled with that smooth, raspy voice. Hearing him say ‘fuck’ and ‘bollocks’ in the same sentence makes your bra clasp pop open spontaneously.
- His fucking face. Those high cheekbones and bright blue eyes. Those plump lips: they way they grab ahold of those cigarettes and curl up playfully into that beautiful smile of his. He’s amazingly gorgeous, there’s just no denying it.
- There’s a reason why he’s such a damn good model: the man can take a pretty picture. And everyone is photographer nowadays - who wouldn’t want this one as their own personal muse? Can you imagine: a wall covered in Polaroids of his gorgeous mug, all the candid nudes taking up space on your phone, the one you took and use as your desktop background because he looks oh so perfect in it? Mmm.
- His throat. Have you noticed it? His neck is so long and prominent. It just begs to be gnawed on and he admits to loving that shit, but we’ll wait until he’s of legal age for us. And then we’ll gnaw all over his sexy ass. It’ll be so goddamn worth it.
OH LORD OH LORD OH LORD I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY!
9. If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer. It’ll make her feel secure that you love her more than the other girl.
15. Don’t drench yourself in the cologne, but smell good.
22. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. Don’t bother trying to convince us otherwise, that is a bad idea
23. It’s good to be sensitive, to a point.
26. We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it. Let it be.
27. We don’t shave our legs every day so just get over it.
28. Shave your face, no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we probably hate it. We like you clean shaven.
29. Show off a little, we think it’s cute.
31. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).
38. You look hot in hooded clothing items. Always.
44. You’re sexy when you’re shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
72. We LOVE it when you get nervous around us. It’s adorable! Don’t think you have to be Mr. Cool Guy all the time.
82. Play with our hair without being like a gay hairstylist.
sixfeetontheground:elizabethtown:
I have this planner. It doesn’t look like this on the inside. It should.
i should have a planner.
It costs you only 70 cents a day
to feed a starving child in Africa.
And it costs $2.99 to “talk dirty”
to someone for one minute.
That means that in one hour of phone sex
you can feed 259 starving people.
Okay, first of all, thank you all! I appreciate greatly (just like I promised)!
notigersinbrooklyn: No, I haven’t heard of them; I’ll be sure to check them out!
wasitsomethingusaid: I’ve heard of the latter, but not of the former. Thanks!
awkwardlyawesome: ARE YOU KIDDING?! I LOVE MIKA. I’ve downloaded all of his albums and listen every chance I get. He’s just full of all kinds of greatness: adorableness, talent, cutes, oh, and his CURLY HAIR.
lesterbangs: I’ve heard of some of those but not others. I will definitely look into those!
i like these suggestions
